Are we still talking about the movie?

Elaine Chao has been letting a sweaty weak chined zilch do it for decades.

How to make a Predator movie:
1. Establish a small cast of beefy sweat monsters as ridiculous over-the-top badasses, emphasizing characterization and destructive power over backstory.
2. Watch their egos crumble as they are picked off one by one by an invisible killing machine.
3. In the final act, the tables turn as the…

Ms. Guilfoyle definitely has the “Innsmouth taint”.

The presence of a child character is rarely a good sign in a film like this.

Fine, but vegetarian chili is completely lame, as is anything that requires substitution ingredients.

Oh for fucks sake

i cant quickly recall a pop culture reference to post here, so im just going to say serve them an empty plate with sadness written on it in that stinky kind of marker.

Accommodating your animal-loving guests is easier than you think.

It takes a special kind of stupid to let a teenager drive a car like this unsupervised,with his friends.

It wasn’t shadowy in the slightest :-)

A) you have the shortest dishwasher run time of anyone, ever

Hillary didn’t tweet this.

Iran’s top cleric (who has a lot of political pull) has come out and said they are pretty much going to submarine the whole thing if the US pulls out.

Not really. I’ve worked in several restaurants where the goal was 10 minute ticket times. They were all casual restaurants, but pretty much everything was made fresh. Higher-end or more complicated dishes could take longer, but there’s no reason something like a burger or pasta should take more than 15 minutes. If you…

Yes it would. When you close a tab, you still have to have it run through. Much as a POS this guy is, this photo is fake.

“You have an exponentially greater chance of getting run down by a texting SUV driver”

And in my original comment I was not delineating between “fancy” restaurants and “bar food” either. When I talked about geography and culture, I actually meant geography and culture. I’ve had meals in parts of Italy that were little more than outdoor pizzerias, but the expectation was that people would sit for a…

I was complimenting you on upholding your end of the social contract of paying for what you buy. Even if the waitress sucked you still did your part. Two wrongs don’t make a right and all that. Good work.

But you didn’t, you stayed and paid your bill like a proper member of society.