If that jumping and flailing is indicative of the behaviors they were involved in I don’t blame the University for rushing them through. At one of my friend’s graduations an overly exuberant fellow acting not unlike that fell off the stage and narrowly avoided paralyzing himself, getting off instead with two fractured…

You’ve got to be kidding me.

He campaigned for trump in 2016. His daughter stumps for him every day on the view. He’s a coward, a traitor and he deserves to leave this world knowing it.

The “privacy” concerns are really over blown. You know who collects MORE metadata on your phone calls? Every Phone company. And they sell that data to *gasp* marketers. On top, you even pay them for the privilege.

That’s not true. CPO does not always mean it comes with a warranty.

One of Obama’s gifts that keeps on taking.

Oh my god, stop saying “bang.”

His friend wasn’t trying to “get him to run a marathon before he learns how to jog.” His friends advice was, basically, “You don’t need to run to get your heart rate up! You can do a shit ton of meth instead!”

The advice was 80% shitting on his friend though. Look, his friend may have been trying to get him to run a marathon before he could even jog, but the dude took time to explain and try to help get him going. I think it was too overwhelming for him though. It would be good to kind of point that part out to his buddy…

Hold on, the LW didn’t expect this would involve work...

I feel like you could do a whole NerdLove just responding to some of the comments on the Incel articles that Jez and Splinter have been running. Though that way may lie madness.

Man this was a depressing read. The insecurity and slight self-loathing can likely be sensed a mile away and that is the big turnoff. If you don’t like yourself nobody should be expected to like you back. Your advice was spot on he can’t change who he is but he can be a better version of yourself.

Man this guys room mate sounds awesome. He’s living the life. Netflix, food, sleep, and banging.

The roommate tries to help out this guy, and he and the author just shit on him really. All the confidence in the world won’t help you if you don’t try to improve yourself first. Find hobbies that don’t involve videogames. Get fit. Get attractive physically and mentally. This whole thing just sounds like a jealous guy…

That’s generally not quite true. Most CPO warranties have exceptions and exclusions that are not present with the factory warranty. And deductibles. They generally are no better than an aftermarket extended warranty. Of course, this varies by make, some are much better than others.

“This is the sort of intro that sends chills up my spine. This is the dating advice equivalent of the old man telling the teenagers not to go to the old abandoned summer camp or not to read from the book bound in human skin.”

I disagree...

some CPOs are a little shady. I almost bought a CPO Cadillac XTS-V Sport.

There were tons of issues with the car and things weren’t adding up.

Some manufacturers just allow you to have the “original” warranty. that warranty may be a month or 2 from being up! The one I was looking at was a 2014, but…

Is it weird that while I think Giuliani is a genuinely bad person seeking to benefit from damaging our society, I don’t believe he’s quite this dumb? Sure, you have to be at least a little dumb and/or a lot amoral to agree to work for Trump, but my understanding of ol’ Rudy was that he was a relatively savvy political…

Ms Knox has her life back. It behooves her to keep her head down and not draw attention.

Yes, they are both lucky to free and should NEVER do anything to draw media attention again.