Right. Cuz people being shot to death is an American past time at this point. We’re #1!

“Now that Knox has weighed in, we just need Liberace’s ghost, Al Pacino, and the guy from Smash Mouth to throw in their two cents, and we’ll officially have input from everyone on this topic.”

Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Hot take: the restaurant is being reasonable with the notice, the dad is pearl clutching a little too hard, but the waiter was being a dick if he kept handing the notice to the dad. Like got it, good, I can read mother fucker.

Problem with a hanging notice is that people won’t read it. Espiecally not the parents of young children because they are contantly overwhelmed and inwardly focused. The motto of the parents of young children generally seems to be “fuck your rules, I have kids to take care of and therefore am more important.”

What kills me is white men like this never have the balls to go at Black Men like this. They always single out Black Women for their racist tirades. Racist and a pussy.

The fact that Republicans in Arizona are trying to untwist their respective panties in the aftermath of this strike is a huge story. These assholes are scared, as well they should be. They even attempted and failed to pass amendments that would outlaw future teacher strikes and another that would fine teachers up to…

HOT TAKE COMING THROUGH!

no girl, keep your infectious disease at home.

So, she got on a plane with a contagious disease, with no doctor’s note clearing her to fly, and the flight attendant booted her...GOOD! Thank you Air Canada for looking out for the safety and well being of your passengers.

You don’t know what you’re talking about. Get educated, troll.

I’m sorry, but if the rash wasn’t healed, you can absolutely spread the chicken pox virus to someone who hasn’t had chicken pox before, the elderly and immuno-compromised folks. I’ve never had the chicken pox and I would absolutely pitch a fit if someone was next to me on a plane with open shingles sores and swollen…

Search area was restricted to a 100 mile radius as soon as police heard it was a Dodge.

I suppose thats one way to get them off the factory floor and into a driveway.

I was gonna say, all the OEM fog lights I’ve seen are no brighter than low beams. What’s the issue?

Giving up the right of way as a courtesy.

I have never been blinded (or bothered) by fog lights.

people who violate the right of way rules to “let someone go” out of “kindness”

A hot take that you replied to with the laziest comic I’ve seen in recent memory...

Yeah, you’re a real Upton Sinclair over here.