#notallchristians

We had two of these, until my father found me upside-down unconscious hanging from the seatbelt. He sold them both shortly after that.

I mean, chili isn’t much different in consistency from sloppy joe, so yes. 

I live extremely close to this Subway. Sadly, signs like the one Mr. Patel originally displayed are the norm in the area.

Ben is the closest thing Republicans have to an intellectual. You morons just don’t know how to recognize one, or you’d be democrats.

That’s not shock, it’s pity.

I heard a new one when buying a new car a few months ago:

It says above that Pownell’s gun jammed. Is that incorrect?

This is the correct approach. If nothing else it saves you from some asshole (younger me) who has loosened the cap on the salt shaker.

What, you’ve never heard a bunch of Boston blue collar workers loudly and publicly expressing their support for a female progressive county representative before?

We don’t, but they are.

Bought one of these last time it was on sale. Cheaply made, has a range of about 4 feet.

Bought one of these last time it was on sale. Cheaply made, has a range of about 4 feet.

If it helps, code ALLURE30 works for all watches.

If it helps, code ALLURE30 works for all watches.

Completely agree. The kid was repeatedly calling her ma’am BECAUSE she asked him not to.

So publicly stating that people should tip servers well is having a “hostile attitude towards them”?

They’re worse off in the fact that rely on their tips to make anything close to a decent wage. I hate the idea of tipping, I hate that I’m paying wages that the management should be, but I’m not going to punish the server for a broken system.

I’m an “irredeemable asshole” for tipping servers well, but also being charitable elsewhere? How fucking stupid are you?

What part of “tip well” do you not understand?

You are sorry. Servers aren’t more entitled to free money than anyone else.

Tip well, but if you feel the need to give money away, give it to a worthwhile charity instead. You can even take a pic of the receipt for your IG account.