I’d have to call my finger something else. “The Commander” is already taken.

They’re my favorites. They know they’re wrong, but can’t be bothered with speakerphone, so they half-ass it.

Don’t be an ass. The guy just manages to see the value in improving another human being’s day. I wish everyone had his mindset.

BMW has had bluetooth standard on all their cars since 2012, and I’m sure they were one of the last to put it in their base models.

Is that what they tell you? Sweet kids. I’m sure all the other parents are envious of a minivan anyone with a part time job could afford.

Whose white tears are you sipping on? The families of those that were killed? Seems in poor taste.

Oh, I’ve got kids, my CUV fits them, both dogs, and a full set of luggage comfortably, while getting over 30 mpg. In addition, my kids don’t get picked on at school after I drop them off. As far as being “man enough”, there’s really nothing manly about accepting failure.

Feel free to post a link to one.

Feel free to post a link to one.

Holy shit, this is precious. Please tell me more about your 20 year old supercharged minivan. I bet it’s a hoot in the flea market parking lot.

You’re ignoring the fact that you can get well equipped AWD 2.0t A3 for less than 35k MSRP. If you’d take the loaded 200C over that.........then there’s really nothing else to say.

Not surprised at all. I see people in brand new luxury cars holding their phones to their ears multiple times a day. How long have we had blu-tooth now?

But why buy a psueudo-ish luxury car, when the same price could get you an actual luxury car, which may be much kinder in depreciation?

Coming from the kind of guy that drives a minivan, that’s quite the compliment.

Kinda what I thought. CUV’s were never made to hold 6-7 people. They do have more cargo room than the average sedan, with comparable gas mileage. Very few new CUV’s get less than 25 mpg.

Sorry, but no. Average playthough is almost 50 hours. You’re talking speed run times.

It’s not even close to the same thing. At the end of a lease, you give up the car.

It may be just that you haven’t educated yourself on them. Some get better gas mileage than both, and have more room.

I’m wondering how bad the tailgate rust is, since he seemingly went through great effort to avoid showing it in the pics.

Dark Souls 2? You’ve lost your damn mind.

Get out of here with your whiny entitled bullshit. If the developers wanted you to have a demo, they’d have put one out. I don’t get to steal food off the shelf at a market because they don’t offer free samples. You can try and justify it any way you want, but at the end of the day, it’s still taking something that…