I wouldn't have lost my shit had he not emphasized the fact that it's "dishwasher safe".

I wouldn't have lost my shit had he not emphasized the fact that it's "dishwasher safe".

There's a special place in hell for people that put good knives and cast iron skillets in the dishwasher. Shane, you should be ashamed of yourself.

There's a special place in hell for people that put good knives and cast iron skillets in the dishwasher. Shane, you…

Dad deserves a cell next to the thieves. No amount of possessions are worth risking injury to your daughter.

You're a terrible person. But only because you posted what i was already thinking.

I hear you. I don't play games to think.

Well then, it's a good thing we're capable of looking around while making the turn. By your logic, you shouldn't check your blind spot because you might hit the car in front of you.

"Fair and balanced"? You're on Jezebel my friend.

I refuse to buy Ubisoft from Gamefly. The two downloaders do not play well together.

Vote: Tinder

Awesome, I couldn't be happier with mine.

It's on sale for $87 right now.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc…

That may be why the report wasn't acted on. Looked like he veered right for the truck's mirror.

That's nothing. You should see him struggle with a condom wrapper.

aahhhhhh.

I'm not impressed until she can do it while applying makeup.

So it can be killed? Does another one replace it?

Turns out you're the dumbass, the third victim in Vegas was not armed, wasn't even a guy.

Dude, settle down. We know.

Badging is too far to the right.