You’re good, we got you.

I have a similar long standing one sided feud with Kate Middleton. My husband proposed to me with a sapphire engagement ring, then lo-and-behold Kate gets a sapphire engagement ring. Then she pushes her wedding date to be before mine even though they got engaged after me (not to mention clearly being snubbed by not…

There’s already a Taurus baby terrorizing the Royal Family--Princess Charlotte...who was born on my 50th bday (May 2, 2015)!

NBC knew what they were getting into. This shouldn’t come as a surprise.

i usually try not to be petty, but in this case I’ll make an exception:

I had a completely garbage day and the world is on fire and the only thing that has brought me joy is David Schwimmer being in on the joke. Bless you Ross, I needed that. 

Of course the GOP will protect us from preexisting conditions. I mean, they are the ones trying to push for the single payer Healthcare system Obama vetoed. Wait... Oh fuck, I’m in the mirror universe again. Christ, I keep forgetting that everytime I visit.

Crazy times! Mitch McConnel was there too, wearing denim.

No hyperbole: the republican party is 100% corrupt. They don’t even bother to hide it anymore. They are trying to stop left wing from voting. They are committing terrorist acts against the left. The republican id has been set free. Or should I say, the republican lizard brain has been set free. These people are…

What about being impounded for driving without a license plate?

But those are Canadian Months, that’s only 72 months American.

As a conservative suburban white kid 25 years ago, I had a friend show up in blackface for a Halloween party.  Everyone gave him the side eye and a number of people told him he had gone too far and needed to go wash the makeup off.  If a group of teenagers in the 90's can figure out it’s a bad idea, how the hell can a…

Working in a kitchen would be a problem - you see, Jacqueline Kent Cooke.

Yet another shining example of Catch-22 in action.

Or you know people can date whoever the hell they want

Why don’t you just expand your horizons and date a guy shorter than you? I’m a 5'8" man and I would never allow myself to feel entitled to short women because society arbitrarily decided that men must be taller than their woman partners. And I would never resent a super tall dude who wants to date a super short woman…

I was with a man who was 20 inches taller than me for many years.

I heard that they were going to spend the honeymoon in Switerland mountain climbing , at least she will.

With my second pregnancy, my OB had moved to an office near the University of MN campus, which is also the home to Minneapolis’ large Somali population.

Steve, The only downside is that you have to put an ugly Montana plate on your vehicle, just a minute. I am a Montana resident and I would like to point out that you can chose from over 160 different license plate designs in Montana. Most of them benefit a charity or indicate that the license is on a car driven by a…