Hey, guacamole isn’t just anything! Guacamole is serious stuff.

Hahaha. Were you here for the Pea Guacamole Riots of 15? Because the mere suggestion of mixing peas with anything can cause sides to be taken and battle lines to be drawn. :)

But what if you’re eating soup out of a mug? Is it a cup or a dish?

Yes, because when I have to do the dishes it's at least half mugs.

Okay, maybe it’s the wine, but fuck everything about this. The time has come, and it has passed. A long time ago. They are inviting women to join only because women across the US are creating their own non-exclusive societies and are kicking their asses at life. Carry on, strong women.

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

The coolest thing about this is that, those girls are going to read ALL THESE COMMENTS. (At least one of them reads Jez.)

LOOK AT THESE RAD CHICKS I seriously wish I was this cool when I was their age.

I wish I was this cool NOW...

Hot damn, Amelia Chalfant is an incredibly insightful, bright and mature voice of wisdom at only 14 years old. Wtg, girl. I can already imagine the amazing things she’ll be able to accomplish during the coming years of her life.

The person SINGING? IS A KID. It didn’t come out of a fucking vacuum. That voice came out of a KID’s mouth. You’re gross. And creepy. “Sultry” should not be how a GROWN ASS MAN describes a *kid*.

Also, from Katie Hennessey, mother of drummer Batteau:

Part of my brain is horribly depressed by the judges and the other part is just fucking ecstatic that there are young girls out there thinking this way. Rock on, girls! In all the ways.

Because she didn’t actually consent to have sex with *this* person. Just like it would be rape if she consented to have sex with Twin A and Twin B somehow tricked her into sex. It’s not about gender identity, it’s about who she was consenting to sex with.

That part about the chestnut trees is NOT wrong. When a certain kind blooms here in the spring it smells like jizz for 100 yards. No lie.

Ugh to the “man as educator” crap, but my God it’s nice to hear, for once, that if a woman isn’t getting off it isn’t her fault.

I kept looking for some petty bullshit like OMG SHAME ON THESE HIGH-WAISTED JEANS. But everything was justifiably bad, in multiple ways.

Oh sure, laugh. But if you weren’t used to taking drugs that actually had an effect you’d be pretty freaked out too.

Are you crazy? That would just make it so strong it would have killed them!

They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.