The luxury we have as a younger generation is being able to figure out where we want to go from here, which is why I’ve said things like, “I don’t focus on feminism, I focus on the future.”

My moms best friend keeps a toddler sized one in her back seat because “she likes the company”

Yeah broken window is the asshole tax in this case.

Apparently this is more common than I could have ever anticipated since I just learned about this practice about ten minutes ago.

Okay but also why would you leave a fake baby that looks real in a boiling hot car when it is secured in a car seat? Like, that’s misleading as fuck.

I believe you would do Lisa proud.

Nonsense. We should fight wars the way they were meant to be fought- with giant robots on the MOOOOOOOOON!

Look, let’s face it. Men are far too emotional to be trusted with the power of governing things.

PSA for modeling appropriate drinking behavior around your child. Like, wine should be consumed with food, and limited to 1-2 glasses.

Once, on a winter break vacation, my family and I were in a Chinese restaurant (in Hawaii), and like, midway through our meal, realized it was December 25th. We Jew so hard we don’t even have to try.

It’s always amazing to me how anti-semites will simultaneously suggest that the Jews are sub-human rat people but also the shadowy masterminds behind a global super-conspiracy dominating all finance and media.

He was getting his shit together. That’s, y’know, his job.

um duh it’s in the name

Beets are the fucking worst. It’s the only food that I’ve actually spit out.

I unapologetically love ranch dressing. It’s good on salad, it’s good with raw broccoli, it’s good on french fries, hell, I’ve even made poutine with ranch cheese curds. I love all kinds of dressing and I don’t fool myself into thinking it’s healthy or highbrow, but damn is it tasty.

I also feel like people get a little overexcited about dressing being so awful for you. I’m eating fucking salad, most of which has very little calories, so that tablespoon of olive oil is not going to kill me. It’s not like, salad is good for you, so it must be calorie and fat free. If it’s my lunch, it better have…

Ribeye marinated in soy sauce, sherry, garlic, and brown sugar cooked in a skilled and sliced over arugula, green onions, jalapenos, and grape tomatoes, with a ginger dressing. omnomnom!

To paraphrase Tennyson:

You know what? As a gay person who’s been subjected to repeated legal discrimination—including being blocked from marrying my partner of over a decade until a couple of months ago, being subject to a ban on LGBT adoption, having to hire an attorney to draft POA and hospital visitation documents just so I could see my…