Dude, my step-sister is like that. If there’s a funeral, she’s there. I feel like it’s some connection in real life that she’s not getting. She likes to be part of a mourning crowd.

jesus fucking christ

The guitarist from my old band died quite unexpectedly at a youngish age after a long battle with what we could only assume was a bad combo of Tourette’s syndrome and Aspergers and an accidental toxic combo of the questionable drugs he took to keep all that in check. Rather than a typical funeral for a strange and…

Aw, don’t hate yourself. Grief is totally, entirely disorienting and fucks with memory and reasoning and all thought processes. Really. You're being WAY too hard on yourself for no reason at all.

I’m a dude and I know everything about picking out bras that fit. But that’s only because my ex knew nothing about it, she has been wearing the wrong bras for her entire life and has been trusting victoria secrets employees who measured her size over her jacket.
If I didn’t research about it, she would’ve been in pain…

Farnam: My wife worked at the Herald. She fucking hated that bitch.

Who pissed in your coffee? They were on the clock (not to mention law enforcement) so this shouldn’t be tolerated.

“Private time” is when they are drinking a beer at the bar after work, not in an office when they are earning tax-payer’s money. Also this feeds into the culture of mysogony at male-dominated work places in general. What if there was a woman in that office and has to hear those jackasses every day? I worked on a…

It wasn’t “private time,” though. It was “being paid by the public” time.

Yes, yes, we get it. You don’t think it’s a problem and you firmly believe Six Flags is a place with more expectations of propriety than a law enforcement precinct. You’re very wise and very cool. NBD, exaggerated shrug.

Ten seconds of totally normal baby talk with a dog.

She’s from the UK. She’s got huge tits.

You probably should not be discussing what their dicks look like while you’re at work, because it’s not appropriate! Sexual harassment is a thing, whether you think it is or not.

Oh I’m sorry you don’t think objectifying a reporter and leaving it on her voicemail is fucking disgusting? And inappropriate? AND NOT HOW YOU SHOULD ACT AT WORK? While you’re being PAID? Again, if I did this, I’d be fired. Because it’s highly unprofessional and creates a hostile workplace.

It’s misogynistic based on the blatant fact that they are sexualizing her and making assumptions about her based solely on appearances.

He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.

Anyone’s best bet, research the median salary for your position in your area. If you are making less than that by 10% (a loose definition, but one I think is a good goal to shoot for personally) then bring it up. Personally, I would worry less about what Steve is making and worry more about if you are making the…

I’m 24 and fully insured. When I was 23, I tried to get an IUD from my now-fired gyno a few months back. At first, she tried to counsel me otherwise, at least partially because I had just gotten married and it would “annoy her” when I “inevitably came back in eight months” to have it removed. I said, ya know, I had…

I was naked when I came out of the womb and I’ve been trying to stay that way ever since.

But not unique to Adobe: