A lot of the traffic lights I walk along are the sensor types - the light literally will never turn green unless I press the walk sign (or someone drives up). The control is not an illusion. It is not!

I like the clicky sound it makes.

Sorry, Julianne, but we can’t turn a blind eye to such an injustice.

Eh, mine’s pretty boring. My cousin had bought me a ticket for an MMA fight for my birthday. I was late and had 10 miles to drive on the interstate. Got up to about 95, saw the state trooper in the median, primed to pull me over. As I pass him, prepping myself for the sirens and lights, I look over. His head is…

I know. It’s not that we actually care about you bleeding everywhere and want to take you to the doctor, it’s just we were hoping you’d get that life-insurance policy lined up before we let you bleed to death.

Would you rather move to Mars, or make all of these fuckers move there?

I’m pretty sure that the high school’s mascot is the Scottie.

As a commenter who has also been to Glasgow, it’s only tiny if you’re not from Montana.

I really wish she would have said “Goddamnit Alex, can you try to not be a dick for like, three fucking seconds?” What an  asshole. And the way he treated Pidge was pretty shitty, too.

I dunno why but this really got to me. Maybe because I really hate that drifting apart feeling. Having nothing left but memories.

You are very much correct, but I have a hard time believing that the Bundy’s are actually intelligent enough to have figured that out themselves.

*giggle*

I think that’s great. For awhile the team I worked on was pretty bad about interrupting each other. So I started doing what you propose. Eventually the whole team got better and started to stick up for each other whenembers of other teams would interrupt. Was pretty great.

I live in a college town and I see this All. The. Time. It’s so disheartening. Like, I will come help you move your shit. Please stop being stupid.

Holy shit I don’t even want to think about putting bag balm on my face. When I get it on my chin or forehead on accident, pimples abound!

What about an island? A tropical one? I think this is a better plan.

I dunno. I’m leaning NP. I sold my ‘88 Grand Cherokee Pioneer with more miles, an oil leak, and needing new tires for $1800. Granted this was 4 years ago, but still. Jeeps are very desirable up here, especially if they haven’t been rolled yet.

I think you would have to have the pedals smaller, and further from the floorboards. Because you’re driving mostly with the balls of your feet and your heels get snagged on things. Or maybe change the angle of the pedal.

Hmm. I don’t really think you try and make a car appeal to a gender. I think you make it appeal to a lifestyle, a role.

Hold up - pony-tail accommodating headrests?