It is riciulously hard to Netflix and chill when your parents are trying to do the same in another room.

That’s deep. That’s good insight. But god is it depressing.

Even when we do it right. We call the police, get a restraining order, tell a judge to increase the bail, nope. I feel this deep burning seethe right now.

You are right, and that depresses the fuck out of me. Women are the property of those around them, especially when they marry. Then they become their husband’s property.

You are so spot on. I think almost every man in this woman’s life just viewed her as property.

Damn. I just.... Don’t have anything else to say just question after question.

I honestly have no problem if the cat decides to live in the toilet bowl. The problem is the toilet bowl water that goes everywhere when he decides to get out.

Oh my god that art of manliness one is terrible. So bad. So awful.

It also means the cat can’t fall down into the fucking toilet bowl.

Or

Oh my god I just noticed the sinking Jezebel at the top. That is fucking fantastic.

How about this instead: I won’t make you buy me an engagement ring if you don’t make me take your name?

Man, if that works, my job search just got a helluva lot easier.

I do not think you’re the failure here.

Well... Hera’s not a Jedi, she’s a captain in the rebellion and dating one of the last Jedi.

I wanted to dance to Achy Break Heart so fucking bad. My dad and I used to dance around the house singing along as loud as we could.

Irish Spring, daily. For us both. I like to buy it in bulk. Have greasy face. Get lots of compliments on my skin. Moisturize regularly.

Ooh, craprabbit is GOLD.

Blegh. I remember that comment and who it was too. So disappointed. :(

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