“Consenting to one thing doesn’t mean you consent to everything” is, like, 101-level and you still managed to fail. 

Honestly, this is one of the reasons I’m single. I’ve already trained a man to help run a household, and I have no interest in doing it again. I’d rather have a puppy, they’re cuter and easier to train, and unlikely to cheat. I don’t think any of this is funny, and thinking it’s funny is part of the problem. Men…

Think I may have seen that stat somewhere also. I just wake up, Zoom into work, order presents for myself on Amazon, eat, sleep, repeat. Maybe I will venture out into the world when this madness is over. Even if we all get vaccinated against the covid, that is not exactly a bulletproof vest against the likes of these…

I was terrified for eight years when Obama was president.  

I don’t know...it may also have been about the Naval Observatory. Everyone knows those types of establishments are really tempting to a certain type of personality. But it’s true; if he was having a good day, he probably wouldn’t have been tempted.

Frankly we're all lucky we didn't have to be there if his day got worse. Don't worry though. They'll let him out soon so we can find out. 

At this point I’m actively rooting for the government to come take their guns away by force. Fuck this shit, you fuckers obviously can’t be trusted with them anymore.

It was her womanly wiles, see.

he was just having a bad day

When I was a kid in the early seventies, most white people followed Gen Westmoreland’s conviction that Vietnamese - and therefore all “Asians” - didn’t feel the value and sanctity of life as deeply as “we” (white, Christian Americans) .

Legit. Easter candy is the most superior of holiday candies and we spend a lot of money on it every year. Then we have to have a candy hiatus for a while, as our veins are just peeps and mini eggs and jellybeans. 

What’s that old argument about women not being suited to be in government or CEOs because we just can’t ever control our emotions and we’re not rational creatures? Fuck Men. Especially these mouth breathing, neckbeard, red neck, racist fucking white men.

“Yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did”.

“A cynical person might even think she has no interest in actually learning and only wants to portray herself as the aggrieved party in all this.”

This press conference says as much about the cops as it does about the shooter.

get that boy some BK, whooper and fries stat!

Yeah... that’s confusing to me.

“Yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did.”

This sounds about white. If you didn’t know the race of the shooter before the press conference you definitely figured it out when the sheriff said the shooter just had a bad day. 

It’s interesting she keeps insisting of black people to “Educate me!” Apparently she’s not able to do her own homework. A cynical person might even think she has no interest in actually learning and only wants to portray herself as the aggrieved party in all this. But that can’t be it...right?