This is why Ivanka isn’t an attractive woman.  Yes, she has the physical characteristics that might make someone attractive ... but she’s an awful person, and therefore is not attractive in the slightest.

Thank you, done and done. To add to what someone wrote about the outpouring of support H&M have received following the Oprah interview, I hope this bullshit with Thomas Markle opens up a much-needed convo about narcissistic parents and how readily they’ll trash their own kids to come out on top or skew the truth.…

As someone who spent half my life trying to reconcile with the historic shittiness of my own father, I’d like to say to everyone dealing with the same: Fuck ‘em.

Drag ‘em. Burn ‘em. Don’t give them a goddamn inch because they will take several miles. Don’t hem and haw, don’t try and rationalize or make excuses for…

Yeah, I feel like this isn’t even a difference in tastes at this point. This piece is just wrong, objectively wrong. I know that’s a common sentiment on the internet, but I have to call ‘em like I see ‘em.

Jesse Hassenger, the author of this article, seems like one of those guys that likes to say contrarian shit, not because it offers some great counter-point, but because he just likes being an ass.

I never really thought Beverly Hills Cop was all that great, but Trading Places rules. Ackroyd proves that he’s a GOAT straight man, Murphy is on fire, Jamie Lee Curtis is a supernova, And Don Ameche, Denholm Elliot & Ralph Bellamy show that they can still hang with a younger generation of comedic actors. The plot is…

There is so much wrong with this article. Trading Places is a hilarious classic. Beverly Hills Cop is a hilarious classic, and Eddie Murphy had maybe three great performances ahead of him.

If anyone found my forcing them to drink urine and shooting them with a BB gun offensive, I apologize. It was never my intention to harm. That’s not who I am as a person. I don’t see color. 

I adore Spirited Away and also can’t see how or why this should be a play. But it’d be interesting to see how they capture moments like when Chihiro travels to Swamp Bottom on the train; one of my favorite film scenes of all-time. The images of the spirits and the whimsical score elicit very strong emotions.

Somehow she looks more attractive now than she did then and she was smoking hot then. This trend of women dying their hair red started with her. They all secretly want to look as fine as Dana Scully.

She’s quite possibly the most beautiful human being walking the earth. She could be wearing cardboard trousers and still look good. 

I think it is (unfortunately) human nature to focus in on a woman not bearing a child as making “her less” than in some way. Substitute “less than” with “monster”, and you have a line from a movie that people choose to remember in that way. It does not surprise me in the least that in the subconscious of some (many?)…

I honestly wonder if Whedon actually truly believed the things he was saying early in his career?

“It has crossed by my mind that I feel this way because I’ve never experienced the kind of love Robert James Waller describes,...”

As far as I’m concerned covered bridges are where you almost get run over by the town minister who’s a secretly a werewolf because he knows you’ve found him out.

It’s true. It is tragic. And I know he was well meaning. You don’t take the time to build a homemade explosive device if you aren’t excited about the prospect of having a kid.

The second greatest thing I’ve ever seen in public, the first being a golden retriever stealing a whole bag of hamburgers with medical precision, was a man in cargo pants at the airport. He was late for his flight so we all let him cut us, and then he started emptying his pockets, and emptying, and emptying. I swear…

Noooooooooooo!

Unfortunately I have to give you the bad news that cargo shorts are actually back in style. My 16 year old son watches and imitates the Ballanciaga and Vetements runway shows and the cargo look is back in. Sorry!

The great thing about cargo shorts is they’re never in style. Thus helping the wearer achieve a zen-like state of permanent dorkitude. Plus plenty of pockets.