NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

You are so cool and above it all.

A local theater had a showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail this past spring, and I was so stoked to see it again on the big screen. I saw it when it first came out in ‘75—I remember that the theater was packed and everyone had the best time. Nobody got uptight about audience interaction, it was a community of…

Fuck y’all.

FYI, the Kindle versions of Meg Elison’s three Road to Nowhere books (Unnamed Midwife, Book of Etta, Book of Flora) are on sale for 3.99 and 4.99, and the Audible upgrade for each is only 1.99 (as of July 24, 2019).

Donna unquestionably got the worst companion screwover of the modern era don’t @ me

I’d make the argument that Osteen is not bland but really, really disturbing.

I’ve seen both, and the UK ending is more disturbing. It’s just absolutely without hope. The US ending serves one purpose—it opens the door to the sequel.

Yes, the very small but utterly inexplicable events that just got bigger and bigger. I mean, there’s nothing inherently scary about a door closing a few inches and then opening a few inches--it’s the implications behind that subtle motion. What’s doing it? It shouldn’t be happening.

Yup. My first reaction when I clicked the article link and saw the picture was “Is...is that her face? For real?” She looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

And then, of course, there’s Patrick Hockstetter, the scariest human in the King canon. He’s King’s Terminator—he can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Good thing the winged conchiglioni-shaped leeches…

MY. HEART.

That said, The Prydain Chronicles, from which the bastardized Black Cauldron was formed, absolutely deserves a faithful, appropriately modest in budget and scale Disney+ series.

I have a mental apartment where everything is just so and just how I want it and his stupid table/dustcatcher is nowhere to be found.

@00:40—”I’m never washin’ this hand!”
@00:44—”Am I in a dream right now?”

I have known short men, men with bad skin, men who went bald in their 20s, unambitious men. To a one, all of them who genuinely liked women ended up in a long-term partnership.

Meatdaggering booties? LOl... I have no words.

I am so glad Arya said no to Gendry.

Jaime did her a kindness—he knows he’s not coming back from KL and if he had been honest, Brienne would have died, too.

It was VERY STRESSFUL. I was exhaling through my mouth the whole time.