No, no, that’s all wrong — you’re supposed to be scared they’re armed and in gangs not that they’re imaginary.

Stopped her? I would bet money that one of Trump’s goons more or less told her to wear it.

The key to non-craft beer is that it’s got to be cold. I can drink a cold Budweiser, but if that sucker gets warm at all it’s horrible.

The key to non-craft beer is that it’s got to be cold. I can drink a cold Budweiser, but if that sucker gets warm at all it’s horrible.

Porter says “I am adrift in a sea of malaise and only a boop will bring me ashore.”

At the very least it’s probably safe to assume that anyone using the “ fear that they’re unable to tell “an attractive associate that they’re wearing a nice outfit.”” line is guilty of sexual harassment.

According to the Mercury News, Markson didn’t want Sintay prosecuted. “I guess we all have bad days and bad times,” he said.

And Ruth Wilson is my favorite Jane Eyre. I love her quirky face!

Paimon has claimed you as his infernal tribute already. See you in hell!

The Woman in Black, by Susan Hill. I read it in one sitting and finished it around 2am. When I was done I didn’t want to look up from the book b/c I was afraid of what might be watching me from the dark hallway leading to my bedroom. THAT’S horror, right there.

You too, sir!

This is a good take. I go to horror movies for that sense of heightened awareness that only horror can bring. And TBH, I love the feeling of community when I’m with a bunch of people being scared shitless. And horror movies are the only movies where “audience participation” is acceptable—“NO GIRL DON’T GO INTO THAT…

I can buy a bottle of whiskey and get shit faced playing computer games for less money than a few shots at the bar.

I would have an enormous well of despair that I had to almost physically fight through.

Does Dogma count as a Christian film? Maybe not—it does such a great job skewering how ridiculous the practice of religion has become (I’m looking at you, Buddy Jesus) and how people use the belief in their god as a cat o’ nine tails (best quote IMHO: I have issues with anyone who treats God as a burden instead of a…

Oh, Inara, my “if she’s a woman than what the hell am I” example. She’s so beautiful I just sit, slack jawed, whenever she’s onscreen. Her and her wiles. WILES, I say.

#goals

Ah, YISSSSS. You don’t happen to live in South Jersey, do you?

The difference between “existing” and “living” is like the difference between flat ginger ale and Cristal champagne. I’m so incredibly happy for you—you deserve ALL the bubbles!

Eight years ago, I moved from the town where I had lived my whole life to a new place where nobody knew me. Best thing I ever did. It took a while to find “my people” here but my life is so much more vibrant and joyful than it had been at “the old place.” As I’ve said more than once, it took me 48 years to finally…