Shit, man, this made me cry.

Seriously, that’s really interesting and it explains a lot. Thank you.

I still don’t understand that nihilist viewpoint regarding the OT trio’s fates post RotJ.

I feel the opposite, people should remember this and maybe learn from it, ask their parents and grandparents if they remember what, exactly, led to Donald Trump being elected President.

Well, his eyebrows look like twin Hitler moustaches, so there’s that...

Really, REALLY bad taste.

IKR? I think it’s the best action movie ever made, even if Bruce the Shark looks a little creaky these days. The acting, dialogue, music—they’re just so good.

Y’know the thing about FLOTUS, she’s got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the White House turns red, and spite of all the…

One of my favorite Phryne moments is when she’s perched on Jack’s desk, being her usual gorgeous, distracting self, and he scares her off with a spider in a jar. She’s normally so self-possessed—the sight of her scarpering off tickles me no end!

Peggy Carter, Phryne Fisher and River Song are my role models. They are strong, intelligent, and they take no shit from any quarter. Oh, and they are gorgeous.

Oh, I HATED that fucking movie. What Women Want and You’ve Got Mail are two films that bring on personal rage strokes. Mel Gibson steals Helen Hunt’s ideas AND her job! Tom Hanks sorta catfishes Meg Ryan and forces her bookstore to shut down! AND BOTH DOUCHEBROS END UP WITH THE GIRL. Fuck you, Hollywood, you don’t…

Oh, it’s not that bad! I mean, look at December— zero wounded/killed. God bless us, every one!
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I hate that the comment section has become the bridge under which the trolls live. It’s dark, slimy, and it smells terrible.

If CK wants to jerk off in front of women, all he has to do is hire a hooker for 45 seconds. This isn’t about satisfying a harmless kink—it’s about dominance and intimidation.

Well, it’s pretty scary to be in a relationship with someone who can just up and leave if she doesn’t like the way things are going. That means BOTH people have to make an effort for the relationship to work, and work is haaaaaaard!

My standard reply to “Why aren’t you married?” is “I have yet to SEE a marriage that makes me want to BE married.” Even the “good” ones seem like they’re more trouble than they’re worth (that’s how it looks to me, at least).

And you’re not really a woman, either, amirite? Especially if you choose (as I’ve chosen) to not have kids. I remember my college roommate told me, flat out, that if a woman doesn’t get married and have kids then her life is worthless. Interestingly, I heard through mutual friends that my old roommate got married…

You are doing the Lord’s work, right here.

Which leads into my favorite line from one of my favorite movies: “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding.”