So, in other words, you found reasons to doubt your report but reported it anyway? The sort of thing for which you rake others over the coals?

Rice and Peterson won't be running during those games either.

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

A 5.00 delivery fee for someone to walk from the concession to your seat? What the hell is wrong with people...

where's the one for "otherwise normal with tree trunks for thighs"?

Golf in Minnesota in February and March?

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And?

And?

He has about 44.5 million fucks to give...not bad for a not-for-profit.

ok

I think I practice my apathy more than enough.

I work at a McDonald's selling products with too much sugar and calories to people with too less brains and money to have any choice (heck, they don't even understand the concept of choice!). I'm one of the fastest clerks they currently have, thus generating cash flow. Considering this, "empathy" would be my most…

I wonder if the guys on the bench decide before the game who is going to pretend to be held back and who is going to do the holding back in the event of a monstrous dunk.

Oh, this only looks impressive because he's doing it in a manner that is far harder and more aesthetically pleasing than the normal, also difficult and aesthetically pleasing way. One of the greatest in-game dunkers of all time used to do something similar—though infrequently—from time to time.

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.

MUTUAL OF OMAHA! MUTUAL OF OMAHA! WILD KINGDOM MARLIN PERKINS SWEEP RIGHT XM 60 OUTLAW!

This is going to work out really well for the guy who started companies named "Blue 28" and "36 Razor" years ago.