It’s not even close. This is the best Star Wars TV show of all time.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

You can’t go around slamming cliques - they’re sensitive. Be gentle.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

In most municipalities aren’t most people ‘meh’ about voting anyway?

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

We are currently in the “cigarette filter” era of football.

You know except the part where he leads with the helmet In to the other guys chin

spirit is me. froze initially, saw someone else do something smart, tried to be smart and follow, and ended up getting bodied.

Eric is me in any situation ever.

*Cums*

Forever and for always:

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

To be fair, people from Chicago are completely insufferable.

You people call casseroles pizza. You have no right to judge others.

That sounds like St. Louis.

Every year I read this, giddy to see the Colts get shit on, after 13 years in Indianapolis I hate them almost as much as I hate the Steelers, and I’m a Bengals fan.

Get the fuck out of downtown you lazy shit. Its a convention city, downtown is designed to appeal to cock-eyed outsiders who can’t seem to call a fucking Uber.

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