I understood that reference

I’d be checking that hole for pink slime.

Any exec worth their salt knows you don’t release any statements until your own internal investigation gets to the bottom of a bad PR situation. I have to agree with Sergio 100% in both spirit, and choice of expletives.

If my mania continues, I’ll have a 2002 in a few years and then a WWII-era BMW soon after...

HAH!

Looks good in red...

He wants older not 2002.

I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking this.

I’m not sure if it’s true, but I read somewhere that they’re going this direction to more easily hide front cameras between the grills. Either way, ugly.

Kee-M-W.

May I suggest this:

Kia stole the BMW guy, I guess BMW stole the KIA grille guy.

OK, this settles it. Lincoln just needs to be the American Land Rover. Just give up sedans and go all-in on SUVs. It’s their strength. Ford doesn’t have a sedan platform worthy of a luxury car anyway. They do, however, have a new Bronco coming out that may look good in these clothes.

Call it.........Wait for it............Wait.........An Estate! Problem solved.

My favorite infotainment system ever is in the lower right corner.

Germans: Ho ho ho, so ve given ze tichy car a good engine. It vill surprise ze big cars on ze mountain roads and zis makes the great german joke ya?

Does the Up GTI come with a thousand helium balloons attached?

From experience, it’s more like

I did not know it was even possible to hoon a deux chevaux.

First : This should be a regular segment on Jalopnik - What does it take to flip (insert car here)?