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Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

I think anything under $300 for this is completely unrealistic.

@Kotaku Reject: I've always really enjoyed the team work aspect of games. Whether it's an RTS game, FPS, or a hero-centric game like DOTA or LOL, it's really great when you have those moments of working together. Especially if you're used to going it alone, it's really awesome to have a team you can rely on.

It's hard to imagine this being less than $300, considering the unsubsidized prices of most smart phones.

The Tyra Banks looks more like Rihanna to me.

@Roekone: Do you have one of those where you work too?

@Phoenicks: You know it's still possible for games to be fun without needing to be on the 'cutting edge' of graphics, right?

@freedomweasel: Surely, not entire articles! No!

@Renegade51: FPS games are the exact opposite of what you said for me.

Can we start putting the same warnings on every single movie poster and movie trailer? Starting with every single one of the former California governor's movies?

@masterage: doctrine of first sale

@masterage: doctrine of first sale

@slotter: 'for some reason'

Makes me miss the crossbow in Half-Life 1 and 2. So awesome.

@Arok_Lazarus: Conan O'Brien has to be up there for me.

Looking forward to this. I managed to play through the first one in just a few days, recovering from having my wisdom teeth pulled.

I like how he says they're not doing microtransactions, and then kind of outlines a system that is pretty much exactly that..

I still can't believe Nolan didn't get a best director nomination.

@Envelope: Also, cleave.