@Hackintosh: An Original Unoriginal: Truly, an Android made up to look like R2D2 is the most unique of ideas...

If they made all or most TV shows available via streaming for a slightly higher price every month(there are still some newer shows that aren't), I would do it in a heart beat. Even $15-18 would still feel more than reasonable, considering how much it costs to go to a video store.

@mrjoeyyaya: M$? What is this, 2001?

@BeastOfGevaudan: The whole point is that they're not supposed to know they're dreaming - they have to believe that the dream is real. So actually, if it was too crazy, you'd know it was a dream and your subconscious projections would turn on the ones trying to complete the extraction/inception.

@Josh Young: Never been in a movie where the audience is so sucked in until the very last second. Then everyone groans when it cuts to black...

@pixelpushing: I think this movie makes the Matrix look like a children's story.

@SuperMacGuy: That kind of works against what they're trying to do though. It's important for the 'subject' to believe that the dream world is real, and so the architect has to make the dream believable - this leaves out the fantastical dreamscapes that we might think of normally.

@KingofCandlesticks: The difference is that the Wii remote still works like it should without the rubber case...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Yeah I think Jobs neglected to tell us about the test chambers that lead to chaos universes.

@YourStarDoesNotMakeYouRight: They're saying 'you're wrong' but at the same time acknowledging a problem, giving people a free solution, and then saying again that there is no Antennagate.

@ethan021: That Android guy totally shit on my lawn! Also I hear he hates kittens, and eats puppies for dinner.

There is no antennagate, but here are some free bumpers to acknowledge the problem that we say doesn't exist. Also, Apple has always been at war with Eastasia...

Interesting that he claims they just found out about this 22 days ago, and then later goes on to say that they tested it extensively and didn't think it would be a big issue.

@Slagathorian: Stand tall and shake the heavens...: Just think about all they could have accomplished if they read the bible for all that time they spent wearing size 32 pants.

@The Black Pigeon: Comment of the day

Am I missing something? Why would you want this on an iPad without a camera? I mean, I guess you could receive calls, but that hardly seems worth it.

Best update ever..

@octasquid: Er, have you ever actually read Penny Arcade? Tycho is infamous for his verbosity.

Actually I think I submitted this story, under the name of "dogs with bees in their mouths, so when they bark they shoot bees at you."