So let me get this straight.

I got a good chuckle out of #15

@zombiejebus: "Of course, if you feel bad about downloading the ISO of Snow Leopard, you could always go buy a copy to feel a bit better, karmically."

This machine reportedly gets only 45 fps in Crysis.

@P-nus: I'd actually even argue that for my tastes the iPhone gives me a better gaming experience than the DS.

The amount of increasing Apple bias on this blog is disgusting.

@DaveKap: This totally hasn't been happening for years in the gaming industry. Derp.

Wait, he actually told you to stick to acting? LOL. That's harsh, even for an executive.

I lol'd at IGN on the list

So basically, it's free, but you better tip 10 dollars so they don't have ill feelings towards you?

Texan here, all fireworks except novelty items are banned within major city limits.

The fact that anyone with a 6th grade education seriously though a software patch would fix a hardware problem is beyond me.

Three cheers for yet even more unnecessary Microsoft bashing in Gizmodo articles by clueless writers!

Ben Stiller from Tropic Thunder is apparently being featured in #1

@Frannyc28: I like to RANDOMLY CAPITALIZE words in MY SENTENCES!

@ilovetofu: lol'd at "iPhone 4 Skin"

@Mysh*trunsdeep: Yep, pressing the prtsc button really takes a lot of talent and skill.

@rolsenrob: "... Exceptional at everything ..."

As a carpenter, I find the price for this incredibly lulzy.

Meh... looks like a mediocre drawing that would have been done on a Wacom.