That’s what I thinking, too. Wiping out her prospects for re-election in a heavily-blue district? I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets a lucrative no-show “consulting” job for some conservative think tank after she retires.

Elephant riding can be very dangerous. The Secret Service should let him.

His lawyer worries about a circus atmosphere in the court room when we all know this motherfucker would be riding to court on the back of a MAGA-adorned elephant if the Secret Service let him.

First, the media will never learn and fall for his attention seeking circus sideshow every single fucking time.

They have no reason to learn anything from the past. If anything, they’ve learned to double down for the ratings and advertising money boost they get. If we want to scold people, we should turn our scorn to those who seem incapable of not tuning in.

in that case, a murder suspect was actually leading cops on a high-speed car chase

And Maggie Haberman will be front and center getting her access journalism. Then when we all realize it was a bad idea, she'll write another book about how everyone else but her was wrong 

And the frustrating part is that the media will give it to him. The best thing to happen is if they simply reported he was arraigned and that was all. But no they’ll be easily baited into giving him the circus he wants to which there will be much handwringing over later as to why that was a bad idea in the first…

Also I’d be fascinated to see what he actually looks like once all his makeup and hair-shaping products aren’t available to him for at least a few days. It takes a lot of work to make him look pretty fucking gross, imagine him au naturale.

Oh christalmighty. Watch him decide to have a heart attack now. We’ll never hear the end of it.

You forgot Soros! The Right’s favorite Jewish boogeyman. 

Campaign finance fraud is a nice appetizer. I’m waiting for the main course of treasonous insurrection with official secrets act violations for dessert.

“It appears Bragg is set to win the prize for being the first elected official to charge Trump for one of his many alleged crimes.”

So, perp walk... Yay or nay?

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

If they actually manage to get Trump in court for anything it’ll be taking those documents home. This shit’s already dragged on longer than Watergate even though Trump’s crimes aren’t nearly as well hidden as Nixon’s.

“Pretty damning stuff, but what does that mean legally for the ex-President?”

I was wondering if someone got the reference.  Thank you for giving me an excuse to haul out that deep cut.

It is if you operate under Timecop physics, so I’d allow it.