My cat typing for me. She likes the wig a lot but it’s a bit much.

i choose to believe it’s actually the “triple lindy WEST”, where you get to stare at our lady of perpetual babeness three times:

HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS NUT??!? THIS LOOKS PREPOSTEROUS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TERRIBLE AND AMAZING!!!

TSwizzle is awesome.

I say sorta, too!

What say you? I say — sorta!

Were you one of the people who heard (before this article) of Keeping Up With the Joneses?

I once walked past a very tall, blonde, gangly, pretty woman by me office and said “That’s gotta be Aimee Mann, but why’d she be wandering around Brooklyn?” I nervously mumbled “Big fan!” as I walked past. I tweeted this later, and she tweeted me back and said “Thank You! It was!”

Her recoil from his kiss was AMAZING. And he shook Ivanka’s hand!