As it so happens, I think I found footage of you on that water slide.

I once heard him described as “the 1% of germs Lysol can’t kill.”

This pretty much sums up my opinion on how to wear one’s shirt.

Simpsons did it

I just got off the phone with my dad and apparently he golfs with the now Acting National Security Director. My dad doesn’t think he’ll last because the guy despises Trump. 

Uh oh! Joan Collins must be in town!

Not enough consummate Vs to be Trogdor. 

A lot of it was trash, but there was a lot of ‘80s and ‘90s kids stuff that was surprisingly amazing. Pete and Pete comes to mind. The Disney Afternoon stuff still holds up after all these years. And Rocko came back to remind us there was always a super smart, heartfelt show mixed in with all the gross-out humor. 

This very strip hangs up in my office for a reason.

As a resident of Lombard, IL I apologize for this dingus. I thought we were better than this.

Papa Roach tends to get a free pass around here. They were the subject of the very first Hatesong which was a shitty feature to begin with a were really good sports. Like their music or not, they seem pretty chill.

I will forever love her joyful delivery of “I’m just as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps!” from Bart’s Friend Falls in Love.

Bowie and Prince are definitely the first two guys who come to mind, but I have to give my love to Tom Petty.

It’s actually about ethics in space wizard fantasy. 

It’s the perfect crime. 

I hope the blue cap Male 8 and 13 was wearing was a Patriots one, I really do.

Now there’s a blast from the past no one from the Kinja Age will remember. 

Then how do you explain this?

They’re different breeds, but Pip and my dog Link could easily be brothers. Such little gentlemen. 

Clearly Fox News just adheres to the Patrick Star System of Geography.