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Don’t include Johnson County, they're legit.

I was listening to "Ping-Pong Girl" when I saw this picture. Definitely switching over to "First Penis I Saw" now.

When I first saw this announcement I got Superman by Goldfinger stuck in my head so what I’m trying to say is STOP READING MY THOUGHTS!

“Puts the shampoo in the basket?” Really AV Club?

I got X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter in a Humble Bundle awhile back but is literally unplayable without a simulator joystick which are far harder to come by since the ‘90s.

The original Dark Forces game always has a special place in my heart as the piece of Star Wars media that took me from enjoying Star Wars to it becoming a way of life for me. Dark Forces helped immerse men in that world. Let me see a story behind the movie and from that point on I wanted more and more.

The puppets are much more endearing in person.

Um, about that...

I've met this guy. He has a little shop/museum in Phillipsburg, St. Maarten. He's collected so much stuff from Star Wars and the other movies he's worked on, it's pretty amazing. He also makes a huge point in museum in giving shout outs to a lot of the unsung heroes of the making of Star Wars. If you ever end up down…

I found a video of one of those songs.

Yes, this is also true to stereotypes about Alsip. 

Someone beat you to it.

Hi, everybody! I just felt obligated to make an appearance. 

Wilford Brimley’s not in Hard Target, what are you talking about?

Rod Serling. He’d write an insightful little allegory about humans fleeing Earth for Io or something and then give a pithy little summary about how maybe this isn't too different from the real world and we all need to wake the fuck up.

MAGAts would tell Jesus he's wrong and spit in his face.

This song is at the center of an inside joke between PET and me.

I’m guessing the movie ends with Bill Brasky stalking and killing all four Banana Splits with a machete. They all beg for their lives. Except Fleegle.

As it so happens, I think I found footage of you on that water slide.