See, that’s the problem with idiots like you. They’re so furious the6 don’t control the narrative It’s not enough just dislike the movie, they have to let anyone who likes it know They’re dumb and wrong for liking it. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LIKE LADT JEDI BECAUSE I DON’T. What an infantile way to view the world.

And you what? Who am I to judge who needs to leave the fandom? A fan who’s a decent human being. There is a major problem in geek culture with harassment. When geeks aren’t happy they get cruel.

Yeah, no. You guys are being bullies. Standing up to bullies is not being just as bad as a bully. Nice try, let the real Star Wars fan enjoy Star Wars and stop trying to make us feel bad about it.

These insufferable assholes ranting endlessly about the movie are incapable of being pleased. They define their fandom by a value of purity for something that never existed. Their nostalgia for Star Wars is not their own and they created a fictional reality around it and a desperate need to control that reality at all…

See, your problem is you just need to bang more baby boomers.

I had a bad feeling he was gonna milkshake duck us.

I think people like you who saw Star Wars when it was new get it more than a lot of people my age (30ish and younger). You appreciate it for what it is and don’t demand it conform to your unreasonable expectations.

First, there are opinions and then there’s being fucking wrong. You’re fucking wrong.

God damn it, Robbie V...

And here they come!

I am a massive Star Wars fan and I have to say, the fandom’s reaction to this movie because it didn’t fit the terrible fan fiction they had in their head is making me hate most other Star Wars fans.

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I don’t dislike that one (although the story is seriously stupid, even for a Christmas special) but Santa in that one always rubs me the wrong way.

See, that makes sense. I could totally picture Coming to Town’s douchebag Santa reaching a point where he’s like “fuck it, these little bastards don’t worship the ground I walk on? Then goodbye Christmas!”

His voice is great and I could definitely hear a lot of his Mickey Mouse characterization in his singing which added a little more enjoyment for me.

Santa’s an asshole in all the Rankin-Bass specials. In The Year Without a Santa Claus he cancels Christmas just because kids don’t appreciate him enough. And in Santa Claus is Coming to Town he’s Mickey Rooney. Enough said.

So in other words, Malfoy’s gonna have a really badass scar across his chest for the rest of his life. Lucky bastard.

The broken lamp scene is by far my favorite in the movie. Any time something breaks in the house and we find we’re out of super glue, that line and “nadafinga!” are always brought up.

The Wonder Years’ use of narration was directly inspired by A Christmas Story and I feel like we probably have it to thank for Ron Howard on Arrested Development as well.

Chris Diamantopoulos was in such an unenviable position. Darren McGavin’s delightfully, unapologetically hammy performance as the Old Man is the best part of the movie. It would be hard to replicate that performance without feeling like he’s just doing an impression. I think he did a really great job playing the Old…