Question. Does this The Thing board game include Dr. Blair as a character?

You’re 100% correct. By making the vague comment of how some of the accusations are untrue, he’s essentially casting all the accusations into doubt. Now, without specifying which one, he’s basically saying which ever accusation is worst, that’s the one that’s false. Or perhaps only the most minor ones are true and the…

His drug is clearly Warhammer 40k. It’s an expensive addiction.

But remember Christian extremists burning a Quran is totally acceptable.

I grew up in Oak Lawn and now work just on the other side of the border with Chicago. For such a boring suburb, that Chuck E. Cheese has been notorious since its days as a Showbiz the fights that would break out there. The reason it shut down is because the village finally had enough.

I actually like Hunchback okay. It’s biggest problem its it is all over the place tonally. On one hand, you have a super interesting and brutally dark villain in Frollo, on the other you have the gargoyles who feel like they belong in another movie entirely.

Pocahontas is a really really bad movie, by far the worst of Disney’s 90s renaissance, but the main difference is Pocahontas is portrayed positively as a woman trying to unite races. Her name is never used to derisively mock someone in an attempt to further divide.

Definitely not the Tony, because Raquel Welch beat Kramer in the head with one and he didn’t look a ton worse for the wear.

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It’s pretty well hidden, but once you hear Yoko’s screeching on the backing vocals you can never unhear it.

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

The revelation that Gabby was abused completely recontextualizes her comments from Friday.

Wait... so Voodoo is being hipster... ironically? Holy shit, dude, I think the universe just inverted on itself.

Gotcha. I wasn’t picturing the world like the United Nations logo. Even so, my head hurts.

Okay, I can see that working for north and south, but how do they explain the lack of ice walls at the east and west edges?

Weird Al is an all-around awesome human being. It’s hilarious to me that a guy who has become known as an outspoken proponent of all things intellectual once released an album called “Dare to be Stupid.”

That price better cover the cost of being able to punch said surly cashier in the face. Or at least the stomach.

I remember seeing this place on some Food Network show. The host of the show was sampling one of the crazier donuts and the stereotypical hipster doogus shop owner said “you’re really going to want to hang a fang on that one” and thought to myself the host of this show must have tremendous patience because I would…

You know why The Firm is a great movie?

I was hoping someone would bring up John Boyega. I really hope he and Oscar Isaac have a lot more scenes together in The Last Jedi.