That price better cover the cost of being able to punch said surly cashier in the face. Or at least the stomach.

I remember seeing this place on some Food Network show. The host of the show was sampling one of the crazier donuts and the stereotypical hipster doogus shop owner said “you’re really going to want to hang a fang on that one” and thought to myself the host of this show must have tremendous patience because I would…

You mean the part where the first one was all about encouraging people to use their gifts for the benefit of all mankind whether they get credit or not? Yes, very Randian.

You know why The Firm is a great movie?

I was hoping someone would bring up John Boyega. I really hope he and Oscar Isaac have a lot more scenes together in The Last Jedi.

It’s funny, with all the shootings lately, I’ve frequently seen Kinder Eggs on lists of things banned in the US, while high powered assault weapons are still legal.

God damn it, MANIMAL, that’s two days in a row. What have you done with the real El Santo?

Having rewatched Age of Ultron on cable, it really doesn’t suck, but dear god does is need some serious editing.

It was absolutely a Joss Whedon line. It would have made sense for Buffy to make a quip like that. It made zero sense for Storm too, especially with such a serious delivery.

Footlight Parade makes me think of the Great Movie Ride in Disney World.

Seriously. Oscar Isaac, John Boyega, Adam Driver, Domhnall Gleeson, hell, Mark Hamill is looking damn sexy as the grizzled Jedi.

They didn’t know each other before the band got together. Billy and James recruited her after seeing her playing in a club in Chicago.

Dude, D’Arcy and James Iha were the item, not her and Billy. I honestly think Billy is too germophobic to ever engage in sexual activity with another individual.

I read the whole study and I like the way they worked it.

It is interesting to consider are people with personality disorders drawn to pop culture created by people with personality disorders? Psychopaths are apparently drawn to Eminem who certainly acts like he’s somewhere in the old Cluster B, is that a coincidence?

And I’m not knocking anyone who legitimately enjoyed it. Enjoy what you enjoy, life’s too short to give a shit what other people think. But I got the same vibe from the positive reviews of Wonder Woman. Like it was a real strain to say good things about it. But hey, this is one guy who thinks Wilford Brimley is…

Oh, I remember walking out of the theater thinking “damn, that was great!” Granted, the last major thing that movie shows you is the legitimately great lightsaber fight between Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon and Darth Maul and also I was 15 and by definition had terrible taste in everything, but yeah, my initial reaction was…

I have a feeling Wonder Woman is going to suffer from the 2016 Ghostbuster effect. Everyone so badly wanted a woman directed movie about a woman superhero to be good so they could stick it to the MRA assholes, they came out of it loving it and then a year later they’ll be like, well... on second thought...

Okay, Manimal, you can drop the El Santo guise, we know it’s you.

Oh, I definitely have. Used to have a guy in my class our instructor derisively called, sabre fencer because he slashed so much. Hell, I just took a nice whip across the knuckles of my off hand on Saturday, although that thankfully doesn’t appear to have been as bad as it originally felt.