He was only pretending to be a cannibal under Michael Gambon’s orders. It’s all good.

At least he didn’t go full Gregor Clegane and decapitate his horse.

I was hoping someone would say this. Donald’s 1930s cartoons are some of the funniest ever.

We still have moments like that too, just not with the things we currently love. That’s the fun part, though, it’s a surprise, you never know what will wrong along and just give you that transcendent moment of experiencing something for the first time.

Well that might just make the CMA’s heads explode.

The Pumpkins could be really inconsistent live because so much depended on Billy’s mood that day. But when they were on, they were fucking gods.

See, I’ve known Trebek was a wild man since that story a few years ago when a woman broke into his hotel room when he was sleeping and he said when he went to chase after her the first he thing he did was put his underpants back on.

I will say what I want about Star Wars.

Are we talking just Hollywood types or athletes too, because I have a few ideas.

They’re likely somewhere in a triangle of north central Indiana with the vertices being Lafayette, South Bend, and Fort Wayne.

Are you implying Ewoks: The Battle for Endor wasn’t a masterpiece? You’re only digging yourself a deeper hole.

I don’t buy for a second his jokes are an act of disgust aimed at exposing predators. That guy was made other misogynistic jokes and made light of rape at the Oscars and his shows are loaded with that sort of nonsense. He just thinks that shit’s funny.

No. NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either, but I especially love her natural Aberdeen accent.

Rose Leslie can dress me up however she likes as long as she lets me listen to that accent of hers.

Metal Gear Solid did it!

Are you really going out with that joke?

My guess is Joe Jackson is hard up for cash.

Is the sparkly glove briefly glimpsed waving from out the back of a windowless white van with “CANDY” scrawled on the side?