darthshoju
Chris
darthshoju

A League of They’re Owned

“This High School Softball Catcher is the Goddamn Devil”

The shrugging, nonchalantness in comparison with the desolation of the runners makes it seem like the catcher is superwoman.

I’d like to be happy that some kind of justice is being done, but organizations like this attract corruption. Whoever runs the show will be offered millions to hold the World Cup in Sierra Leone or Honduras and some one will accept that influence. Odds are it will be back to business as usual in a few years.

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Should I post an awful UA ad? I think I should post an awful UA ad.

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

Pretty impressive that a gif can contain Kobe, Phil, Tex Winter, and a fat dude with a sweaty ass in an affliction t shirt, and there's still some other guy who's a bigger asshole than all of them.

You know who never hated mo’ cheeks?

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I submit this; Mo Cheeks is not a dick. Matt Barnes is a dick.

How are these not on the list?

You ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right? That's what happened to this guy, except it's much worse than your bad days. So much worse.

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

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You have to hear this. For real. Gaga is a vocal beast.

It's not Khindergyrtyn that she's starting?

I'm giving these parents so much side eye.

Don't tell me how to do my mom

But when I do my mom

Sure, this guy shows his sweet archery skills inside and everyone thinks he's cool. But when I do my mom tells me "it's about time for me to find somewhere else to live."