My favourite part of all the new Star Trek shows are the manbabies losing their shit over it.

“It’s fetus fung-shui!”

I doubt these monsters buried the fetuses because they wanted to properly bury them. I have no doubt that these forced birthers thought that they would be able to use these fetuses to create some fraudulent/project veritas like sting video to prove that planned parenthood or some local doctor was harvesting fetal body…

Okay, who had “fetus unboxing video” on their Bizarre Internet Phrase bingo card this month?

“We are saving babies. Over here. And here. And some over there...”

Mr. Mayor is actually an NBC broadcast network show, but I don’t think that undermines your point.

Loquareeous eats left over spaghetti while watching American Dad. Nice to see a fellow person of culture represented on screen.

Wait until you see what they’ve got planned for Splash Mountain.

“So what comes next, adding live striptease performances in Fantasyland at Disney World?”

I could see Ernest Cline writing this show.

This review is excellent, and I agree with most every word of it, but especially this: “It cannot be overstated how many sins can be forgiven by the redemptive act of having a giant monster fight robots.”

The demise of the payphone really left the crazy adventure industry in disarray: Neo can’t log off of The Matrix, Bill and Ted can’t time travel, Superman has to change clothes on the bus, and Doctor Who doesn’t know what to do with himself when he visits America.

The first scene gave me great hope, because for once Burnham failed to execute and while it did work out in the end, it was in a much more normal and believable way, and it was a team effort. It wasn’t just Burnham rushing off and doing something stupid, insubordinate, and selfish that beggars belief just so it can…

That’s not the same.

It sounds odd now, sure, but we were still watching repeats of the the Great Duck Era - Duck Tales, Count Duckula, live-action Howard the Duck, and the ever-present Daffy and Donald just to start off with.

Those are actually the only Mighty Ducks I have even the slightest direct experience of. I was kind of confused when I found out there’d been some sort of live-action version in which the ducks are just... children? And Emilio Estevez? Weirdest spinoff idea ever!

From the great era of “Sure, I guess that can be a cartoon” television.

Trebek put a curse on that podium before he left

JFC did Jeopardy vet ANY of its potential hosts? Richards, Rogers, Blossom.