Be sure to update this article in a day or two when the same screen says “248 GB Used” and the random new 172 GB is “Other” or “Settings”

Yeah and “punishing” the Democrats for being too “centrist” has worked so well.

See, all you have to do to make money is be one of the most famous performers in the world. The system is working!

And when he sees that the “50 point presale inspection” was severely lacking in detail and his platinum warranty has hidden restrictions there’s really gonna be some fireworks. 

If you think him screwing over his label is bad, wait until Han Solo finds out he’s underwater on the Millenium Falcon.

“But Schumer hasn’t been able to control a single facet of his party.”

Ok. Let me explain how this goes. Chuck Schumer makes that announcement. Every Democrat agrees with him. Zero Democrats vote for Trump’s SCOTUS pick.

you haven’t been keeping up, have you? all those things people were saying were “cancelled?” that referred to one movie about the Mos Eisley cantina. all the other movies that were announced are still on.

Here: http://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/star-wars-the-last-jedi-is-the-fastest-selling-dvd-blu-ray-of-2018-so-far__22510/

Yep. “Anti-choice” works well in most situations too.

its not pro-life. it is pro-birth. stop playing their game and call it like it is. 

I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF EVERYONE GOT DRUNK INSTEAD. THE LAST US CIVIL WAR WAS QUITE ENOUGH FOR ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OFFICERS DIED IN THAT? AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAD TO HAVE A PERSONAL VISIT.

I can’t wait to see how this ties into Brown V Board of Education and the Judicial System Cinematic Universe.

It’s funny how the gender that endures far less hardship and violence tends to be the most petty and vindictive when they don’t get their way (when not responding with outright violence).

If you are posting at Kotaku on an article about a spoof Star Wars movie poster and getting this worked up over it you are indeed a Star Wars person but in denial about it.

I have a theory that the people who hate this movie are in a very vocal minority. It made $1.33 billion at the box office, hardly what I would call a flop. If it was truly bad, then more people would not have seen it. Yes, I understand it is Star Wars and that the franchise basically prints its own money, but…

Good. MRAs, gamergaters, incels - they deserve nothing but pain.

Here’s an idea.

I would love to see this, experience the most intense train wreck of the decade lol

I want to just draw everyone’s attention to the fact that he gave Kylo Ren a Vapesaber so we can all just bask in that fact for a while, here.