My son helped organize the walkout at his middle school. I called in to excuse him from class this morning, and the lady on the other end of the attendance line sound oh-so-put-out over the whole thing. Tough noogies, lady. I couldn’t be prouder.

I don’t give two shits who wins as long as its a democrat, sorry this one win wasn’t with a Bernie sanders jr., chin up buddy. you guys will get your chance to show us all your great candidates.

dip shit alert, dip shit alert

A Democrat winning—whether by a slim margin or not—in a district that overwhelmingly voted Trump a year and a half ago is a big deal. This is a double-digit swing.

Even a slim dem victory in a county Trump carried by 20 points is an enormous swing.

not useless because he now has a chance to move to the new district as an incumbent, which has all of its own built in advantages. Its pretty useless for you and others to come here and tell us how useless it is but your comment explains exactly why this is such good news: the gop won this district by 22 points in…

Talk bout pissing in someone’s cereal, you guys are too cool for these special elections now huh”? Bet you had a nice long one written up if Saccone won, telling us how useless the dems are, but since Lamb won, you get this snarky POS response.

No, it is as big a deal as he’s making out of it. Twitch streaming is his job, basically. You got your driver’s license suspended? Well, you can still find other ways to get to work. He’d have to find, essentially, a new “employer.”

Believe me, if he saw Streaming as his job, he would follow the rules. Or do you see everyday work people getting naked and covering themselves with tomato sauce at their jobs and still being employed the next day?

Streaming is “a hobby that makes money” for him. He should have been permabanned a long time ago, and is…

As someone who lives in oftentimes soul-crushing solitude due to social anxieties and agoraphobia, I want to be sympathetic to the isolation he finds himself in right now... But the fact is, the guy seems like a total asshat and a tool.

Trump: I love stormtroopers! We should have some of those.

he has to tell his housemates to turn their cameras off and mute their mics any time he walks by.

I think it’s a great idea, and I know just the man to lead it: Blast Hardcheese.

Between space armies and wetting his shorts over big trucks, he really is a little boy. The diet backs this idea up. So do the tantrums. Maybe we need to be looking around for a six year old boy who has a lot of memories of running a reality show, and the Aztec artifact he was touching when he switched bodies with the…

What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the…

I (assume?) you used Fresno in your example for its Fresnoness but disturbingly not far off.

You mean to tell me that teens in Fresno, California, aren’t driving to their local IKEA, and sleeping? Pushah I say, pushah.

I’m gonna be honest for a hot second there while reading I thought they all got sick because they ate the cat food too.

My cubemate’s husband once bought a bag of fancy catfood at Whole Foods that was 18 months out of date. He saw the expiration but didn’t process that the year was wrong. Unfortunately it made the cat and the entire family sick, because the food had developed salmonella from the raw dehydrated chicken used in the…