Yes! This. PLEASE!

It’s weird how watching 17 people get gunned down and dozens of others cringing for their lives makes people intolerant to pseudo-journalists cosplaying as patriotic ammosexuals.

Tearing off the Dana mask and Thelma says: Jinkies! Wayne LaPierre!!

On Wednesday, she the agency racist during an interview on Wednesday

And the end of the season Archer wakes up on a spaceship with Killface, Xander Crews and ohhh let’s say Wendel.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

When I asked my wife to marry me I said, “will you be one of my most important assets?” Who could resist such romance?

I saw the premiere at NYCC.

Krieger the Parrot is the best thing ever. You’ll see.

I love the hypocrisy of the grumpy old people. “Black people (or poor people) need to take responsibility and quit blaming others.” These same people then blame all their problems on others.

When did all the grown-ups decide it was cool to never take responsibility for anything? Fuck you man, I’m not blaming “the liberal politicians” I’m blaming you, Mike Jeffcoat, for the thing that YOU’RE doing.

Works for institution of higher Learning, capitalizes Random words like a 17th-century Scribe.

I agree wholeheartedly! I want to have at LEAST one more season with the actual characters, though I do think these season long hallucinations are a fun concept.

Well, she tried to warn us before, during, AND after it happened. Everybody too busy being smug to bother listening. I’m always surprised she doesn’t just tweet “BYE BITCHES” and swan off to a private island where she brews beer and grows orchids... but for whatever reason, she still seems to care about this shithole…

It’s the same hero fantasy that motivates many gun owners: staring down evil, protecting the righteous and punishing the wicked. The problem is that the fantasy ignores all of the real-life challenges involved in assessing a chaotic situation and reacting appropriately, and all of the consequences that can result from…

The whole “arm teachers” argument is predicated on the premise that teachers are all totally rational and disciplined individuals who would never use the gun in a reckless or threatening way.

Supertroll here never tries very hard for consistency. He just sprays a bit of diarrhea & runs away.

Today alone you have claimed to live in California, Texas, and now Colorado.

“We need armed guards at schools!”

Tom Clancy’s Gym Recon 3: Presidential Fitness

It’s a weird world we live in where we are entirely reliant on the morality of companies. Net Neutrality? Up to the companies. Guns? Up to the companies. Fair wages for workers? Up to the companies....