Exactly. A trained LEO, whose job it is to intervene and stop crimes, froze up and couldn’t do anything. And they expect teachers who have likely done nothing more than take a week-long handgun course (because you know there will never be funding for real training) to do better? To be able to pick out targets and have…

The problem is that nobody knows how they will react until the bullets start flying. I was in a class with a pararescue instructor, he said he saw well trained military members hiding under desks crying when shit got real. How do they plan to train the teachers for something the military can’t figure out?

And I’m sure we’ll never have any problems with teachers mistaking mundane objects for firearms or panicking and opening fire because one of their students reached for his waistband.

Here’s a story about a survivor being mistaken for the shooter by the police. Good thing no such mistakes could possibly happen by armed teachers with far less training than police officers!

Clearly the deputy was not ‘adept’ with guns. He should have passed off his pistol to the 2nd period social studies teacher.

Here’s one more: The sheriff’s deputy on duty at Parkland apparently lost his nerve during the shooting and never tried to engage the shooter.

Although honestly, I hope the movie lampshades that joke. “Oh, because black people have soul, right? You Avengers are so racist. ...just kidding. I’m not mad. But you are racist.”

Interesting. Maybe that’s why there was no Soul Stone.

“On college campuses, The Communist Manifesto is one of the most frequently assigned texts.”

But yeah, I like to imagine that, years ago, they didn’t really think out the location of all the Infinity Stones, and when they realized they had one movie left before Avengers: Infinity War, and only one Infinity Stone left, someone finally realized what stone it was and what movie was left and was like “....Shit.”

Come on! What about...


... wow, you’re right!

Yes... but... the “how much you burn” is related to hormonal regulation. And, the “how much you consume”—fight it as you might—is also related to your appetite which is—you guessed it—related to hormonal regulation. Hormonal regulation, in turn, is affected by diet.

I’m going to go with fans of the Bill O’Reilly Show.

Hey McDonalds, it went ‘wrong’ the moment you chumps decided to actually cater to these shitheads. R&M is a fabulous show, but dear lord it has the worst fandom in all of television history. 

How can we, the mere common clay of humanity, possibly laugh at the evolved superbeings intelligent enough to really “get” Rick & Morty to the point in which they spend thousands on 15 cents worth of subpar sauce?

Quick! Do an episode where Rick really wants McDonald’s to pay it’s workers a living wage!

Christ, not this shit again.

Yeah, and about those 5 million “members”.

And apparently the old Republican party too.