“Following discussions with ITV, Piers Morgan has decided now is the time to leave Good Morning Britain. ITV has accepted this decision and has nothing further to add.”

At first I thought he published in one of those “we’ll release anything for the right price” journals, but nope.

I’m sure he’s not worried. Even if he gets fired, there are plenty of job openings in the U.S. for professors of...Japanese legal studies.

I know what is NOT real Star Trek.

He was a contestant on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune a few weeks ago and I almost didn’t recognize him. I assumed Price is Right was on a COVID hiatus or something.

Spinning® - it’s a good trick.

Food delivery probably makes up for it, at least for Uber. I don’t know if Lyft does that, too.

Is there a mechanism to turn states back into territories? Between this asshole, Kristi Noem, and that AG who killed a man, I feel like we need one just for the Dakotas.

Agreed. “Dems Try to Cancel Senate Parliamentarian for Doing Her Job” is a Fox News headline we shouldn’t be writing for them.

It goes well with the new mail carrier uniform:

Given their ages, I always assumed the parents or agents decided how the kids’ names would be listed in the credits, and used full names by default. 

Didn’t JTT deliberately step away from acting? He was the Zac Efron of his time and I feel like he could’ve become an A-list movie star if he really wanted to.

Huge Frasier fan here and yeah, I’ll check it out but I’m not really sure what to expect, or even if it’s necessary. We’ve already had 20 years of Fraiser.

Same. I’m around your age. I’m aware of the name “Punky Brewster” in passing, but assumed it was a 50s comic strip or something. I had no idea that it was a reasonably popular 80s sitcom, or that there was a revival.

Enterprise was syndicated, according to Wikipedia. I think by the mid-aughts 98 episodes was considered “close enough.”

Rush Limbaugh died, too. I guess Trump Plaza was his last horcrux.

I’m stunned that his ad actually worked (and yes, having $10,000 to spend on a fucking WSJ ad about personal internet is peak white people shit), but another service is probably not an option for this guy.

I did like some of B99's subtler jabs at policing in general, like how two of the candidates for NYPD commissioner were white guys named John Kelly.

I read a bunch of Redwall books as a kid and the extensive feast descriptions are pretty much the only thing I remember.

This show can stay on the air forever as long as Patrick Stewart continues to stop by every few episodes to say insane shit.