Yeah, I don’t think it was an OEM problem, he might want to take issue with whoever put that Deer Crossing sign at the bad point of the highway.

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

Someone’s gonna say it, so here goes:

Let me preface this by saying that I am vehemently pro-choice, but wasn’t there literally not another Democratic choice? So the choices are: vote for a Democrat who does not agree on a very very important issue, or: vote for a Republican who does not agree on every very very important issue. Hmmm.....analysis: Fuck…

Oh I know, I didn’t mean to insinuate that. I live in PA as well. I’m just pissed about our shit senator and the people that voted for Trump.

TB12

Plenty of people like their Xbox One, just not anywhere near enough to call it a success. Who knows? Perhaps Microsoft will stumble upon just the right formula of cut features and fire sale pricing to make the platform appealing before Scorpio launches and consumers have a whole new platform to ignore in favor of the…

Every time I see her face, I have flashbacks to all the thin blonde girls who were really, really mean to me in high school...

I will morn the small trucks as well.

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

I’m not advocating for abstinence, but I do wonder how all these men would feel if their wives and girlfriends began taking the whole “abstinence is the best method of prevention” advice to heart and started a No-Sex Protest against them until they changed their minds.

Also, she basically hired Ike Turner* as her coach.

That’s no moon. . . .

I had sold my base copy of the game months ago. I rebought the Ultimate version on BF for only $20 thinking, “Hey, I can hop back in, the playerbase will be reinvigorated, and I can finally see all that new content.”

We call that Freedom Foam.

Party on, DarthNoll.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

At this point I think the election is less about persauding any actual Trump supporters and more about motivating the apathetic “meh” crowd of people who don’t really like either candidate and would otherwise just stay home. People like that NPR lady are so completely divorced from facts, reality, or anything Trump…

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