Well, there are evergreen trees at the North Pole, where Coca-Cola Santa lives. And Santa drove the sleigh (except it was pulled by dinosaurs and polar bears) to Bethlehem and pulled baby Jesus out of Mary’s womb.

If you walk on the sidewalk, you take your chances.

No, just lots of NRA cash in their pockets.

Tell ya what. Go beat the shit out of your girlfriend or boyfriend and see if anyone from the NFL shows up with a $12 million check.

Who gives a shit that he missed 19 games? He should be missing them all and the NFL shouldn’t be enabling this r from franchises. Any claims to moral superiority from the NFL head offices…

I can’t really recommend razer anymore.

I won’t lie, it’s hilarious seeing everyone throwing a hissyfit because I called them out on the lack of actual stuff added to the game. They’ve been called out on it by other devs too. They had on their kickstarter that so and so would be done years ago. Not my fault it’s slow and they are running on Cryengine that…

So shiny, so chrome...

I...I...I have ... no ....words....for this level of GENIUS.

You have M Night Shyamalan make a movie with that title.

We’re gonna need a Bigger bigger boat.

I’m at work, and completely made my night with that reference.

Oh my God, now we have a common enemy, we have to work together!

realize why they’re all crap movies. Even the originals.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

This needs moar likes

I casually asked my very conservative father his opinion of Donald Trump as a candidate. He said Trump wasn’t his favorite candidate but that he had been “misunderstood” in the comments he made about Mexico. Also, he would vote for Trump if it was Trump vs. Hillary.

about the same chances that this version was ever going to come out?

I’ve chopped thousands of onions that had thicker skin than you.