And that time he asked for dijon.

....The Dems and their committees are going “nuts.” The Republicans never did this to President Obama,

he was front and center when that president was obama, of course.

Unlimited Presidential Harassment....

So now Congressman Adam Schiff announces, after having found zero Russian Collusion

All these racist white men look the same, I saw that header image and I just sat there for a minute thinking “but I thought Jeff Sessions resigned?”.

Hey thought I recognized that stupid mug up there...it’s the same dummy who was positioning himself as the Repub Alexandria O-C. I somehow don’t think being a total asshole to grieving parents is something the two have in common. 

“I’d observe that’s three interruptions of my time by the same individual, and that the Chair is not utilizing his discretion to remove that individual,” said Gaetz.

Thank you! My gif went bonkers.

This effortless bit of propaganda from Kellyanne Conway is the very hallmark of every authoritarian misinformation bureau. She does it so casually and extemporaneously, which is why her job is secure as long as Trump’s in office [capital emphasis mine]:

And their heirs! [Twitter]

“Call for Unity”

That sounds brutal. Seriously.

“Executive Time.” And:

By any reasonable standard, the Republican Party on a National level no longer deserves a role in setting or contributing to any policy domestically and internationally based on the way they’ve enabled this lazy dimwit.

I want every picture of this administration taken with a Dutch angle/ Batman villain-lair tilt from now on. 

“While he spends much of his average day in scheduled meetings, events, and calls, there is time to allow for a more creative environment that has helped make him the most productive President in modern history.”

“The results speak for themselves” Sarah is right but not for the reasons she thinks 

Sadly, yes. Kellyanne knows exactly what she’s doing, and has decided it’s okay to do what she does and say what she says in spite of it. She’s just that mercenary.

So, Kellyanne Conway wants to start asking people “what exactly you accomplished qualifies you to be commander-in-chief and president of the United States?”, does she? Careful, KC. Caaarreful.