Seriously. And if it were Chris Pine texting, “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.” We would all be swooning.

The greatest deal maker playing 4-d chess again. Amazing his casinos went bankrupt, huh?

Trump supporter checks out.

OK, thank you, I thought I was having a stroke. Still unclear where they were going with those 2 unrelated bullet points.

I wish you could have included Trump’s original tweet about the fires, instead of the update. Describing an area of trees as a “Forrest” twice (and capitalizing it both times) really makes clear the level of stable genius we’re dealing with here.

Brown people and Democrats.

Trump not only doesn’t understand, he doesn’t care to. He’s not even saying what people think he’s saying. When he talks about “forest management” he’s just repeating the buzzwords he’s been fed by timber industry lobbyists and GOP representatives like Devin Nunes who are only interested in opening all the national…

Does the Orange Dumbsicle really think he can cut FEMA funds to California because of the poor forestry management done on FEDERAL LANDS? It is absolutely amazing that someone so blatantly stupid has the power to make decisions over something more important than which socks he’s going to wear for the day.

“I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

One week after California enacted a law that require police to release records involving an officer’s use of a firearm or Taser—which were previously private—the San Mateo County District Attorney’s office has reopened an investigation into an officer who, records revealed, tracked down a suspect and attempted to help…

Call me curious, but I’d love to know precisely who she thinks he should be hurting. That’d be very enlightening, I’m sure.

Tell her that he is hurting exactly who he wants to hurt, the lower class people he doesn’t give a shit about.  And I would be willing to bet that she is going to be in line waiting to vote for him again in 2020. 

I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money!

What kind of fucking stupid gambling site takes bets for Trump NOT lying?!? If it was for will he tell the TRUTH at any point, then that’s a wager!!

You either die playing Batman or you live long enough to wind up playing Dick Cheney. 

Today is the anniversary of the mudslide in Montecito, caused by the Thomas fire in December 2017. My social media has been full of tributes to people they lost. Please let me just say FUUUUUUUUUUUCK TRUUUUUUUUUUUMP.

What a rancid POS!

The whole of Trumps presidency has been a disgraceful situation. 

“I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

Cruz claims that the rabbi elaborated on his (definitely real) approval of the beard by saying in a (definitely real) quote, “It gives Cruz a Talmudic & Rabbinic look & presence of the man who’s father assassinated John F Kennedy.”