Those pictures speak a thousand words. The looks on the faces of Christine Lagarde and Angela Merkle says it all. Also, the base loves shit like this. They like that fact that he’s not kowtowing to the European elites and showing them who’s boss. What they don’t realize is why alienating us from the rest of the world…

For a man that empties himself of shit on Twitter numerous times a day, that’s almost impressive.

Either way, the President of the United States is blatantly and publicly sucking the asshole of the President of Russia. For what? What does Putin have on him? I’m dying to know because whatever it is should land the asshole in jail, or at the very least, out of office, before he kills us all. And by all, I mean…

Merkel’s picture looks like a frustrated group of grown-ups trying to convice a stubborn (and not very bright) child not to throw his own shit like a monkey

Apparently, in the second handshake, the President limp-wristed it and tried to escape. Macron held on regardless.

Trump is sucking Putins asshole extremely hard.

What the fuck is that comment section. Specifically,

They are simply respecting the anthem by disrespecting two accomplished singers who are respecting the anthem. CHECKMATE!

Because this:

Yes.

I don’t see where you’ve also acknowledged that there was a production company and PBS making the show and therefore would have reacted strongly against an openly gay man working on a childrens show. There was probably a threat of cancelling the whole show, and perhaps that is why Fred Rogers reacted the way he did.…

Also, I love how she says “so your negative comments are not going to influence my choices - actual research and educating myself will”

Is it me or do all of today’s tweets read like a petulant and over-dramatic 7th grader?

Trudeau has stopped playing nice, premiers have stopped playing nice, the Canadian government has stopped playing nice. Before, we’d make indirect jabs at 45. Never call him out by name, never say what the US was doing was misguided or wrong. Just that we think differently. Trump tries to ban Muslims, Trudeau says…

Wow you can pinpoint the exact moment when someone started tweeting FOR him today.

He just spoke with Trudeau yesterday, when the whole world learned Trump thinks it’s ok to start a trade war with Canada because of something the British did 200+ years ago. All he ever does is lie constantly, trying to make his idiot supporters believe him.

When it leads to your impeachment.

No, even as soon as tomorrow, I expect a bunch folks to walk up to him to poke the bear. Long term, it’ll cost him business, but we’ll be seeing videos right here.

This particular case might be a tad different - if you read the Yelp reviews, this asshole’s been an equal opportunity offender for years before 45 came into office.

My guy runs a food truck. At most he was about to get like 40 quarters. Just put it under the change portion of your cash drawer and use it later for iono, change?