Yeah, he didn’t actually get emancipated. He told his parents he wanted to at 15 but then decided not to. This is much ado about nothing.

“Trump may have justified imposing tarrifs on Canada because our countries were beefing during the War of 1812. “Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?” said Trump, reportedly.”

I “ran away” when I was about 6 or 7. My mom told my brother to help me pack and he was like “if she’s running away, then she’s not my sister so....”

“Someone is going to buy his proposal, the question is how much will they pay given the legal issues he faces.”

How distressing. I had been—quite genuinely—looking forward to seeing Don Jr.’s incredibly rudimentary thought structure translated for the page.

If I had to listen to Jaden Smith for more than 30 seconds, I’d want him out of my house too.

Jaden: “Mom, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

Jada: “you’re ready to move out of my house”

This is the exact explanation of being 15.

The Smith family reminds me a lot of the sanctimonious rich parents I grew up around that bragged about how independent all their kids were while they ignored them to go on adult vacations to Necker Island, and then threw trust funds at them to “support” them through college, and then were shocked when their kids died…

He should just self-publish. It will sell tens of copies!

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

Mom of the year

I, for one, say give him the deal. This is the same guy who, when questions arose about his willingness to collude with Russia, released emails on Twitter showing his willingness to collude with Russia. If this dipshit writes a book, who knows how many crimes he’ll admit to?

Thanks Ambien!

Any word on the consequences for that OTHER White House employee. You know, the one who mocked McCain’s time as a POW and said he preferred military personnel who don’t get captured.

GOD THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING 

Oh and more on the US ambassador to Germany’s decision to promote the alt-right. German politicians are laying in - and my oh my they are good:

That noise you heard in the DC area was the massive shart Trump let out when this news broke.

Fired? He is implementing everything the GOP has been having wet dreams about for decades. The fact that he is a slimy piece of shit is simply the price the Republicans are willing to pay to watch the nation burn.

I’m married to a Federal EPA employee, not upper management, but works directly with many in Mgt. She is terrified of doing anything that could be construed as using her office for any personal gain. Any activism, she shies away from because if she were recognized, in person or on TV, she could very well be out of a…

This guy is an actual, literal bag of moldy dicks.