I’m pretty sure he also says “It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again”.

...and she was never seen again...

Pornography. It’s available. It’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store. 

That lead photo is freaking me out. I know all three photos are the same, but the longer I stare, the more different they look. He’s also starting to resemble this guy.

Well, at least she knows the words to the National Anthem. . . . .

I myself imagined that Roseanne will just shut the fuck up once she realizes that the revival is making money

“...secret”??

(vomits)

If John Goodman joins Twitter just to post a “Bye Bitch” message, I will give him one more chance.

I bet we all regret this at President Barr’s 2024 Inauguration....

Although in a way this is a happy ending already.

ABC: We’re bringing back Roseanne!

No check for you this week.

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

A Trump supporter?

The horrifying triumphant rise of Roseanne followed by the almost immediate fall was so brief that it was comical.

But I was just getting ready to be outraged in the other comments section!

Ha! That’s why I can’t be bothered with this headline. Let him take his trash storytelling and needlessly overwrought aesthetic to Rand’s horrific verbage.

Someone on twitter said a Fountainhead movie helmed by Zack Snyder is precisely the adaptation this novel deserves and I agree.

Wow, who could have seen this coming?