Warms up my dead cold heart

Just the pick-me-up I needed! Thx, boo! 😍

I live near Boston, so this is especially hard for me to admit: Yankees fans, you did a Good Thing. Your team still sucks.

I’m confused as to why President Obama would have wanted to intervene against ISIS, I mean, Barrack Obama founded ISIS. That’s what Trump told us (more than once).

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Of course. Trump is the grift that keeps on grifting.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to contact me or write.

I’m sure that Kim’s translators brought this to him and said, “We think He’s calling off the summit, but don’t be surprised if you wake up tomorrow and He’s outside your window, standing in the rain and holding aboombox over his head.”

Great job baiting a psychologically unhinged man into nuclear war.

This seems like a very strong sign for us to gtfo of here, and move to a country that isn’t completely batshit crazy and has universal healthcare/awesome maternity leave. Taking suggestions...go!

Unsurprisingly, the Trump White House didn’t even give South Korea, our fucking allies, who I’m sure are the one who’ve done all the heavy lifting to get us as far as we did, any advanced notice.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Upperclass Twit of the Year....

She is well and truly The Worst. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had this thought after reading something she’s said.

There is unpacking your adjectives and there is this....

Trump totally fucked this up.

It’s too much winning! Make the winning stop!

She is evil and dumb—and the threat that poses to decency and democracy cannot be understated.

Nobel Prize....