...and checkmate

He never wanted to have sex with James Shaw.

So we get a shoutout for Tomi after her hair received some needed hydration IMMEDIATELY after it happened, but the guy who stops a shooting at a Waffle House receives a call 4 weeks later? Seriously, fuck this guy

I’m really not... but somehow culturally I’ve aged two decades in the last 3 years (seriously, no idea what “WhatsApp” is).

Right? I’m guessing extensive past criminal record?

Exactly!

he had to be doing something else that was illegal too! In the actual report, is says that his GF told federal agents that Johnston used to give her $1500-2000 every week a spending money!!! Where did he get all that money by pretending to be employed?!

Because then he’d have to commit to, like, a modicum of work and responsibility.

Who brags about being an ICE agent? That’s like bragging about passing a class with a “C”. My brother-in-law is an ICE agent and he doesn’t brag about it. He tells everyone he works for “DHS” and hopes they thought he said “DHL”.

This is the kind of comment I aspire to

You know what he did.

Why didn’t this asshole just, like, become an ICE agent? They are hiring like crazy and have basically no standards.

i dont know whats more pathetic - his utter lack of imagination or his male fragility. Yeah, when i imagine myself as “somebody” i imagine myself as an ICE agent. So stupid.

Okay, let’s see here. Dude is 26. He has an Audi and the money to buy lots of guns and ammunition. Assuming he was playing ICE cop between 9 and 5, what did he do to earn money?

And here’s where I share my true fear. That trump will be re-elected in 2020, because if Congress doesn’t go blue, there will be no check on trump, and his support will grow as people will believe the witchhunt spin, because they’re stupid. The democrats will be busy fighting and won’t put up a charismatic candidate.

Men controlling women, that’s all this boils down to plain and simple.

I hope the good folks who weren’t fond of his golf development kept their signs.

My hands have been getting sore as the day goes on...

Yup, Nerdherder has been blessed with a 9+ and Hot Dog Kid is stuck with a unimpressive 5. I’m talking about stars, of course.