Nothing is happening? There is an entire criminal investigation going on with multiple targets, multiple convinctions, multiple people being brought to trial, and flips. Can you people quit this reflexively concern-trollish bullshit? Thanks.

“Jumps .... With Her 7-Year-Old Son,” per your headline. “...taking her 7-year-old son with her” and “first dropped her son,” per your text.

“Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, a staunch opponent of gun control, offered this: “Maybe we need to look at limiting the entrances and exits into our schools.” Then he went all-in with this very bad solution, which is also a serious fire hazard: “Had there been one single entrance possibly for every student, maybe he…

LOL Calm the calamity that is your mammaries! :)

Now more than ever I miss that old Gawker feature where you could caption the pictures. Because so many of these trump photos are just screaming for a caption. This one looks like, “I can’t believe I only got one scoop of ice cream.”

I’m glad he won. This was a local case in a nearby county to me in WA, and the first arrest of a DACA recipient that made the news here. I swear it felt like days after the DACA repeal was announced. I could be wrong about the time.

Regardless, it felt like ICE was just waiting to jump on him. For a fucking tattoo.

Not…

Considering that the right wing runs on fear, ignorance and stupidity, none of this is shocking. In November vote and take back control of the country so we can try and restore some sense of order and sanity in America.

Just so long as you keep drinking. $20 can go a loooong way if you stay home.

Flint doesn’t need your bottles of water they just need the water fixed. Wait that’s not for today... let me find the mass shooting reaction... pipelines, environment, North Korea, Russian god damnit I swear I put this in my “comment dujour” folder.

Which one?

Hey everyone I have been going around collecting Thought & Prayers and I need at least 20 thousand to send next day air.

Or post-9/11. That’s my guess.

Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English

Is he fucking kidding? He’s pissed that a guy is wearing a fucking pistol and screaming that American needs prayers?

Just when I think they can’t go lower

Trump will never, ever make it through this prep. He can’t be bothered to listen to anyone but himself. I remember someone in his cabinet was attempting to explain how the constitution works and Trump’s eyes glazed over after 20 minutes.

If I had Gates Money, I’d cut him dead (socially) every time I saw him. Trump’s brand of grandiosity, embracing ignorance, racism and general disregard for anyone other than himself deserves no amount of interest from serious people.

Gates can barely contain his disdain for Trump. It just drips off every word he says and his every mannerism.

I guess I just don’t get this impulse to think you’re smarter about something than people who have studied the subject for a couple of decades just because you came up with this “brilliant” idea that no one else could have thought of. And what’s odder about it is that it seems to be confined to certain disciplines.

*weakly* yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy, “feminismmmmmm”