It’s the Seth MacFarlane of comic book blockbusters.

that’s pretty funny but as a fatty I’d rather just take the ice cream and eat it myself, that shit is expensive

I didn’t mind your almost chuckle-worthy dick joke and funny gif.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

It took me a minute and then I was like “right! they did this on purpose!!” Because that last Vanity Fair cover with Oprah and Reese Witherspoon was pretty close to this. Once I got through the uncanny valley I loved it, especially McKinnon’s leg.

This needs all the stars. This is some X-Files/70s political thriller level shit— but it’s fucking true.

“Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson................welcome to the resistance.”

“Blue Lives Matter, but also I should be allowed to have a assault rifle to fire at the National Guard at a peaceful demonstration”

Amen, brother. Got to strap a gun to your hip and defend the nation against those dangerous dishwashers; against bright children keening for higher education; against the people who are, at this very moment, fixing your plumbing, tending your garden, and painting your home.

I’m legit excited for the apocalypse. If “Joe’s Apartment” taught me anything, it’s that roaches can be really nice. And they’re certainly more qualified to be running the government.

MOTHER...

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

I’m not sure how a show containing Andre Braugher’s Homicide character, Frank Pembleton, can be considered too caricaturish, but I encourage a second try. They were going for a kind of realism that was really new at the time.

Very important: Skip the movie “finale”. 

I recently finished The Wire and I also knew beforehand. I guess that’s what we get when we’re ten years behind the times. Anyway, even knowing it was going to happen, it was still SHOCKING. I’m jealous of anyone watching The Wire, Lost and Mad Men for the first time. I wish I could erase my memory of those shows and…

Leia’s too? Nooooooooooooo!

Luke and Leia are siblings?! What the fuck, dude? 

There is as much, or more, character development on Homicide as on any drama series I can think of. Really worth another look.

Yea, I would argue that it is impossible to consent while subject to the threat of arrest, but I guess cops are so dumb they needed it to be spelled out for them.