The president was waiting to welcome them.

“I think you probably broke the all-time-in-history television rating for three o’clock in the morning.”

I’m still fuming about the way Merrick Garland was treated and how the (R)s stole a seat that rightfully belonged to Obama. How much do you want to bet that should a Justice die or retire in 2019 or early 2020 Mitch won’t hesitate to rush a Trump appointee through? McConnell can burn in Hell. The Senate is a long shot…

Take away credentials?

I was a kid at the time so my knowledge and perspective on the situation was limited, but looking back and knowing what it’s like to be that young, we were really terrible to her.

McConnell and the Republicans’ cowardly refusal to confirm Obama’s Supreme Court nomination during the election will never get as much attention as it should how fucked up and dastardly it was. Fuck him so much.

“Gina Brashears, the woman Trump has picked to oversee food safety for the Department of Agriculture, is a fun lovin’ gal with close ties to Big Ag and testified in court that “pink slime” is totally delish.”

If we ever needed a direct window into Trump’s world view, it is provided in this line:
“91% of the Network News about me is negative (Fake)“

I wonder what he thinks those are supposed to do. Does he think it’s some sort of emphasis markup? Does he think people will interpret that as intended to say they are geniuses? (Genii?) Did he mean to use some other word or phrase entirely, like “chicken dinners”, but couldn’t think of what it was and decided…

those quotation marks are being best.

Meanwhile, Cohen wants us all to feel bad that this investigation is bumming out his family:

but conversely if a woman said she refuses to give her man blowies, she’s a prude and a wet fish.

That would be an annoying tri-fecta. A New York vegan crossfitter. Even better if he was educated at Hah-vahd.

Or a straw. Drinking w a cigar seems messy (and gross).

“I’m not sleeping now. I’m in Dallas. I’m wide awake. I’ve handled numerous cases including some sensitive cyber matters. I’m a lot more aware and intelligent than Joe has ever been and a lot more accomplished. Joe hasn’t been knighted by the Queen of England. He hasn’t run a U.S. attorney’s office, much less a city…

I honestly can’t think of a turn of phrase that suggests “elderly incompetent rich white dude politician” more than “sensitive cyber matters.”

at least he got 9/11 in there :)

“Do you sometimes forget what happened while you were drinking?”

At least Rudy may have the excuse of drinking. It blows my mind every time I remember Trump is a teetotaler, since he acts so drunk in his everyday life.

So fine. Rudy was completely sober when he completely came apart in multiple interviews over multiple days.